Drinking and Driving Stories
Although drinking and driving could never be considered amusing - there are several incidents reported of late that certainly raise eyebrows.
When a gentleman in New York went to his fridge, only to find it devoid of liquor, he knew one thing for sure. He was too drunk to get behind the wheel of his car and drive to the store to get more liquor. However, do not applaud his insight too quickly for instead he chose to hop on his riding mower and take that to the store.
The guy was simply too drunk to make it home, though, and passed out on the mower. It was later revealed that his license was suspended for a previous drunk driving incident.
In another story, a 24 year old was freewheeling on his - skateboard, yep, his skateboard - down a hill, through a busy intersection and smack dab into the side of a police car. Yes, he had been drinking and yes, he was ticketed for public intoxication.
What is the point of these lighthearted tales? Well, there are two actually. First, if it has wheels and you are commandeering it while intoxicated you are liable to be charged with drunk driving!
Second, it seems that there is no end to the ability of the average American to find himself in newer and more unique types of legal trouble! If I've said it before I'll say it again - don't drink and drive ANYTHING.


